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‘First of all I really really love your blog, and second of all, I found a new object to masturbate with that worked EXTREMELY well on me. It’s a curling iron! (without plugging it, of course, you gotta wash it before and after) Anyway, I have multiple
(via fuckyeahkradison) First of all, I think he looks fab. Second of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF WEARING RIDICULOUS HEELS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY RIDICULOUSLY TALL?
okay before i explain HAPPY TACO TUESDAY and HAPPY BIRTHDAY hulyanina <3Tadashi/Marco sexytimes in the lab - based on countless headcanon jams with the lovely twitter squad;;;Now go satisfy the pervert in u and find the nsfw version.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: sashaforthewin: hellyeahrihannafenty: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio First of all, beautiful! Second of all, POCKETS! she looks like a disney princess made from the ashes of men’s dreams
littlemissammyy: separatinq: separatinq: first of all this isn’t the most flattering picture of me. second of all, these pants fit me 4 months ago. they are size 24 in womens, aka HUGE, and now I am down to a size 18 in just 4 months. yeah, i’m
windfall20xx: MP4 // Gfycat “Hey windfall, where ya been you piece of shit?” first of all, that’s very rude. Second of all, I’ve barely been spending anytime in sfm. I wanted to make an rpg maker game with fmv cut-scenes, but lacked the resolve
chicaner: okay so first of all, I want to say that I hate weheartit. second of all, this is my photo. I’m not at all proud of it but it is my arm, my car and my picture. I’ve seen some comments of people thinking that I’m driving on the wrong
sir-hathaway: first of all, fuck you.second of all, how many children did you sacrifice in order to obtain this level of penmanship?
sissyfagamanda: first of all, condoms are MADE FOR WHITEBOIS!!second of all, the biggest condom wouldn’t cover much of the Big Black Cock at all and it would stretch so much it breaks
Here’s a list of all the cute things that happened during the wedding! :1) Literally every fucking second of it
nuevayor:Me seeing gay couples in public: first of all, mood. Second of all I’m proud of u
second hand embarrassment while reading shoujo manga.. hurts
gunwoah: the sheer amount of second hand embarrassment from myname’s home alone video is enough to last me 3738392927 lifetimes
palms-piff-poon: shiloh-hemingway: Wait a whole fucking second… First of all, why the hell didn’t I know Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson were gay? And second of all, why the hell didn’t anyone tell me they were dating (yes, Tumblr gays I’m
garbage-twink:telegram is just furry line first of all how dare you
officialunitedstates: me: goes to lowes lowes man: how can I help you son me: first of all I am not your son. second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals
nuevayor: Me seeing gay couples in public: first of all, mood. Second of all I’m proud of u
joeywaggoner: First of all, I’m back. Second of all… WELP! That announcement did it! That’s the straw that broke the camel’s back! I’MMMMMMMMMMMMM OUTTA HERE! At least, I’ll be out of here before the 17th. Before I leave for good I’m planning
mothurs: AP US HISTORY EXAM: to what extent did christopher columbus change the history of the world?me: first of all lmao… christopher can suck a dick…. second of all, who is christopher columbus? the end
sunsetniva: We did it! FIRST GOAL REACHED!!! First of all, I want to thank all of you and specially my patrons for supporting me and my art!! I won’t be able to do it without you. Thank you!!!!Second, an extra thematic small pack has been unlocked
herhmione: y'all: how original…. a smirking, tall, extremely attractive love interest that the main character hates even though there’s an insane amount of sexual tension…….. how cliche…… me: *stuffing all my favorite smirking, tall, extremely
brodhi-rook: Rose: Are you wearing… Poe’s entire outfit?Finn: Bruh first of all I look good in this shirt and second of all I look good in this shirt and third of all I look good in this shirt so tell me I don’t look good in this shirt
kelloxjello: “The delighted look on Rose’s face told him all he needed to know. The relief this brought was like warm water sluicing through him. The Sycorax hadn’t worried him much - not for a second. However, the possibility that Rose of all people
elijahkrantz: when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
muchadoeaboutnothing: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: sashaforthewin: hellyeahrihannafenty: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio First of all, beautiful! Second of all, POCKETS! she looks like a disney princess made from the ashes of men’s dreams I
sic-semper-cynicus: justcarbonbased: He’s cute and has a nice beard, okay? -__- I don’t think this .gif at all fits, but I just had to post it. First of all: thank you very much Simon lol Second of all: I couldn’t pick just one gif I wanted
eccentric-nae: earthshaker1217: officialwangtrash: palms-piff-poon: shiloh-hemingway: Wait a whole fucking second… First of all, why the hell didn’t I know Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson were gay? And second of all, why the hell didn’t anyone
kristoffkriston: flitzy: sicktodeathoflogic: kristoffkriston: first of all how dare you this is getting out of hand! Oh Marius, if only you had friends tomorrow morning. second of all hOW DARE YOU
bluecollecter: palms-piff-poon: shiloh-hemingway: Wait a whole fucking second… First of all, why the hell didn’t I know Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson were gay? And second of all, why the hell didn’t anyone tell me they were dating (yes, Tumblr gays
warnug: THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE
tsubakirindo: RE:BERSERK’s cards from the Taisho Roman ScoutThey’re available from 28th August until 31st August.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:sashaforthewin: hellyeahrihannafenty: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio First of all, beautiful! Second of all, POCKETS! she looks like a disney princess made from the ashes of men’s dreams
a-little: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:sashaforthewin:hellyeahrihannafenty: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio First of all, beautiful! Second of all, POCKETS! she looks like a disney princess made from the ashes of men’s dreams this whole style
staff: wannabeotakuboy: staff: say goodbye to ur precious animes First of all staff, the plural of anime is anime, no s. Second of all, how the fuck could you do this? This just isn’t fair. You’re not even educated on anime (you don’t even
i-believe-in-dean: deansdemonhair: mishasminions: FIRST OF ALL, WOW SECOND OF ALL, WOW THIRD OF ALL, HOW DARE YOU
schandbringer: Rung is fantastic and deserves all the valves and spikes.I just… want him to carefully and gently touch Fort Max and have him touch him back. I want him to lead Megatron into pleasing him and Megs loving every second of it. I want him
lllph: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:sashaforthewin: hellyeahrihannafenty: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio First of all, beautiful! Second of all, POCKETS! she looks like a disney princess made from the ashes of men’s dreams My future wedding
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:sashaforthewin: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio First of all, beautiful! Second of all, POCKETS! she looks like a disney princess made from the ashes of men’s dreams
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: saleishawolf: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:sashaforthewin: Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio First of all, beautiful! Second of all, POCKETS! she looks like a disney princess made from the ashes of men’s dreams
datamogging:So Data, you say you’re from the future and you’re like a 100%, completely artificial robot. First of all, that’s fucking sick. Second of all, Jamie’s shown me a shit ton of videos of androids and all of them creep
cyberjock: airlesscell:Some of you really be getting stressed out over cartoonsfirst of all, its anime and second of all i hate myself
shelfofawesome: sebastian-appreciation-station: pecado-farm: the image looked better flipped so i left it that way B) I think you made the RIGHT decision B) FIRST OF ALL YES SECOND OF ALL HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT JOKE im laughing and loving this all
Pardon the formatting, I’m on mobile rn But I got into a car accident Sunday, ¾/18 and first of all OUCH Second of all, there’s a damn good chance my car is totaled Which means I’m about to have to pull a new car out of my ass in about a
theshitfuck-png:Pardon the formatting, I’m on mobile rn But I got into a car accident Sunday, ¾/18 and first of all OUCH Second of all, there’s a damn good chance my car is totaled Which means I’m about to have to pull a new car out of my ass in
zippo077: Why did Naomi’s older sisters leave her all tied up on a cot in the basement on this beautiful summer day ? Well first of all they were mean, and liked to play cruel pranks on their younger sister. Second of all, they were headed to the beach,
fineapplepizza: first of all women do not owe men anything and second of all there is no second point there is only the first
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i’ve been getting a lot of new followers, so first of all thank you!!! QwQand second: i say this every once in a while, but if you ever see a drawing of mine that you’d like to color, please DO! i want to see it ALL
thebrookeofdragons: gabyelle: hiccupinglasses: rennoii: have a shitty comic of all my emotion I’m not crying. Nope. Not…oh there go the tears First of all… how dare you?! SECOND OF ALL… HOW DARE YOU?! WOOOOW.
